From the Deathbed...
I wish I were a single celled organism. They don't have complicated illnesses. They cause a few, but they don't have any that linger for days. They're either healthy or dead. At the moment I'm a one point closer to healthy than dead.
Let me tell you why I don't care if every mortgage company on the face of the earth goes broke. Those frikkin' dancing moron ads. You know the ones...a couple of women at work dancing like they are at a fertility ritual or something, and those guys in hats and trench coats, and the girls in shorts and tank tops... the list goes on forever. If you got a mortgage because one of those ads caught your eye and you actually "clicked" on it, you probably deserve to be foreclosed upon. That may be harsh, but I'm just being honest. I cringe when I accidently roll my mouse over one of those things. If you were lured onto a mortgage website by one of those ads, I'll venture to say at some time or another you've had your tongue caught in a mouse trap.
Changing the subject...here's an interesting way to help conserve energy, www.Blackle.com . It's a search engine that uses Google, but it doesn't have a white background.
Anyway, I'm going to go see if I can force a comb through my hair. Wish me luck.
Let me tell you why I don't care if every mortgage company on the face of the earth goes broke. Those frikkin' dancing moron ads. You know the ones...a couple of women at work dancing like they are at a fertility ritual or something, and those guys in hats and trench coats, and the girls in shorts and tank tops... the list goes on forever. If you got a mortgage because one of those ads caught your eye and you actually "clicked" on it, you probably deserve to be foreclosed upon. That may be harsh, but I'm just being honest. I cringe when I accidently roll my mouse over one of those things. If you were lured onto a mortgage website by one of those ads, I'll venture to say at some time or another you've had your tongue caught in a mouse trap.
Changing the subject...here's an interesting way to help conserve energy, www.Blackle.com . It's a search engine that uses Google, but it doesn't have a white background.
Anyway, I'm going to go see if I can force a comb through my hair. Wish me luck.
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