The End is Nigh!
I made the startling discovery today that even National Geographic is within the jurisdiction of the Political Correctness Police. After a century of magazines whose pages have been graced with both nude and graphic photos, the PCPD has, yet again, struck a blow against our sensibilities. In the September Issue there is a Citgo advertisement that has a subtle, yet obvious little touch-up which can only be attributed to the fear of offending someone by showing a fact of everyday life. The fact that Citgo is a Venezuelan entity which is run by the little dictator-in-training, Hugo Chavez, doesn't seem to be a problem for them. Below I have included the ad scanned in from the magazine. Examine it closely and see if you are offended.
Are you offended! This has got to be one of the most preposterous ads ever concocted. In the event you didn't notice the problem, I've enlarged the offending area of the above photo.
YEP! This dog has no butthole! It has been airbrushed out by some politically correct do-gooder that thinks a butthole-less dog will sell more gas than a buttholed one or that we can't handle seeing the inevitable black spot on the south end of a northbound mutt. Obviously the exact opposite would be true. While not necessarily a fan of dog buttholes, I am absolutely enraged over this. I found this same ad in a blog on the internet in which it appears that Fido is properly equipped with a butthole, as he damn well should be. This leads me to believe that the National Geographic people are the ones that removed it. I fear this could very well be one of the first signs of the Apocalypse.
Are you offended! This has got to be one of the most preposterous ads ever concocted. In the event you didn't notice the problem, I've enlarged the offending area of the above photo.
YEP! This dog has no butthole! It has been airbrushed out by some politically correct do-gooder that thinks a butthole-less dog will sell more gas than a buttholed one or that we can't handle seeing the inevitable black spot on the south end of a northbound mutt. Obviously the exact opposite would be true. While not necessarily a fan of dog buttholes, I am absolutely enraged over this. I found this same ad in a blog on the internet in which it appears that Fido is properly equipped with a butthole, as he damn well should be. This leads me to believe that the National Geographic people are the ones that removed it. I fear this could very well be one of the first signs of the Apocalypse.
The PCPD is innocent. This particular breed of dog has no anus. Only recently recognized by the AKC, Crapnomores are gaining in popularity, having already passed ShihTzu's in the polls.
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