Not much to say today.  I was going through some old computer files and found this list that I made for an aquaintance who is a compulsive "list maker".  No matter what the circumstance, he can make a list for it.  He has lists of his lists.  If he actually accomplishes something on the list, then he has to make a NEW list!  The phrase that comes to mind is, "Always saddling up and never taking a ride."  I have seen several of the lists and quite often they contain items that most people probably wouldn't write down.  A sample list would be something like... "1. Wear coat,  2. Buy more pet snakes,  3. Eat lunch,  4. Research root canals,  5. Wash sausage maker". 
   
List To Start the Day
1.      Wake up.
2.      Open eyes.
3.      Sit up in bed.
4.      Make sure of whereabouts (verify that you are not in duck blind).
5.      If in duck blind, refer to Duck Hunting List.
6.      If in bed, check time of day (for statistical purposes only).
7.      Put feet out of bed toward floor.
8.      Make sure gravity is still functioning.
9.      If no gravity, go back to sleep.
10.  If gravity is functioning, get completely out of bed.
11.  Walk to bathroom.
12.  Find toilet.
13.  Answer nature’s call.
14.  Make sure items 12 and 13 were completed in proper order.
15.  Attempt to remember which day of the week it is.
16.  Decide shower or bath.
17.  If bath is chosen, substitute the word “BATH” for “SHOWER” in this list.
18.  Turn on shower.
19.  Adjust water temperature.
20.  Get in shower and wet entire body.
21.  Apply soap to entire body.
22.  Rinse entire body.
23.  Apply shampoo to hair on head.
24.  Rinse hair on head.
25.  Get out of shower.
26.  If “BATH” was chosen, tune fishing baits in used bath water prior to draining.
27.  Use towel to dry entire body as well as hair on head.
28.  Refer to Daily Grooming list.
29.  Dress for anticipated activities of the day (remember interior and exterior weather conditions may differ).
30.  Proceed to kitchen/food preparation area.
31.  Refer to Acceptable Breakfast Foods List.
32.  Prepare and consume acceptable breakfast food.
33.  Attempt to recollect where vehicle was parked.
34.  Verify vehicle location.
35.  Determine appropriate ingress method for vehicle.
36.  Proceed to the correct entry area of vehicle.  (Left front door in USA, Right front door in Europe, Tailgate in Mississippi.)
37.  If applicable, start engine.
38.  Refer to Driving List.
39.  Arrive at desired location.
40.  Refer to Parking List.
41.  Go inside building.
42.  Refer to appropriate list for appropriate “inside building” activity.