Top Ten Ways You Know You're Old
If life were measured in seasons then I'm in squirrel season. I'm a Baby Boomer by birth but honestly, it was right at the tail end of the Baby Boomers. Anyway, I'm pretty sure I'm old now and here's how I can tell...
10. Sometimes I stand in the closet trying to figure out exactly what color the paint is.
9. I want a car made by the Jitterbug Phone people!
8. I offer people good advice but it sounds like I'm chewing them out.
7. I'm a walking medical dictionary.
6. I try to look young by not answering my co-workers questions about the company's 401k plan.
5. I've got more doctors on my phone list than I do family members.
4. I hate 68% more stuff than I used to.
3. I have discussed the virtues of a good bowel movement with a complete stranger.
2. I'm more tired when I get up in the morning than when I went to bed the night before.
1. I often find myself standing in the bathroom wondering if I was coming in or going out.
10. Sometimes I stand in the closet trying to figure out exactly what color the paint is.
9. I want a car made by the Jitterbug Phone people!
8. I offer people good advice but it sounds like I'm chewing them out.
7. I'm a walking medical dictionary.
6. I try to look young by not answering my co-workers questions about the company's 401k plan.
5. I've got more doctors on my phone list than I do family members.
4. I hate 68% more stuff than I used to.
3. I have discussed the virtues of a good bowel movement with a complete stranger.
2. I'm more tired when I get up in the morning than when I went to bed the night before.
1. I often find myself standing in the bathroom wondering if I was coming in or going out.
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