How's Your Engrish?

    From the politically incorrect files of Engrish Funny....

Everybody's favorite hotly-spiced pepper sauce.
Engrish Sh*tto Peppers


"This is the LAST time I'm telling you!  You wanna buy a damn coffin...
go to the FOOK HING COFFIN SHOP.  GOT IT?"

engrish fook hing coffins


Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
And if they are battery operated, even better.

engrish porn gems




They couldn't be satisfied with marijuana brownies.
engrish crack sandwhich




Mmmmmm!  Just like Mamma San used to make!
engrish cabbages and condoms




You know...it's a buck fifty less and fajitas do make me fart.
 engrish food special of the day fajitas or three way




Personally, I think that's just way too expensive for ass pudding.
a** pudding





Okay, and a roach is a T-bone.  Now I understand.
Catfish Tuna





For that fresh minty, caked-on taste.
Engrish photo of Crust toothpaste




You received a full scholarship to where? 
Engrish picture of a sign that says dick sze education center






We're not exactly sure what it is, but we're amazed by what it isn't.
Engrish photo that says unbelievable this is not butter





Excuse me, but could you direct me to the ladies manure pit?
manure pit
more the engrish!

 

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