How's Your Engrish?
From the politically incorrect files of Engrish Funny....
Everybody's favorite hotly-spiced pepper sauce.

"This is the LAST time I'm telling you! You wanna buy a damn coffin...
go to the FOOK HING COFFIN SHOP. GOT IT?"

Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
And if they are battery operated, even better.

They couldn't be satisfied with marijuana brownies.

Mmmmmm! Just like Mamma San used to make!

You know...it's a buck fifty less and fajitas do make me fart.

Personally, I think that's just way too expensive for ass pudding.

Okay, and a roach is a T-bone. Now I understand.

For that fresh minty, caked-on taste.

You received a full scholarship to where?

We're not exactly sure what it is, but we're amazed by what it isn't.

Excuse me, but could you direct me to the ladies manure pit?

more the engrish!
Everybody's favorite hotly-spiced pepper sauce.

"This is the LAST time I'm telling you! You wanna buy a damn coffin...
go to the FOOK HING COFFIN SHOP. GOT IT?"

Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
And if they are battery operated, even better.

They couldn't be satisfied with marijuana brownies.

Mmmmmm! Just like Mamma San used to make!

You know...it's a buck fifty less and fajitas do make me fart.

Personally, I think that's just way too expensive for ass pudding.

Okay, and a roach is a T-bone. Now I understand.

For that fresh minty, caked-on taste.

You received a full scholarship to where?

We're not exactly sure what it is, but we're amazed by what it isn't.

Excuse me, but could you direct me to the ladies manure pit?

more the engrish!


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