Chapter 3. We Need a Plan (Part 2)

    The conclusion to Chapter 3.  The plan takes an unexpected turn.

    I was standing there watching the dust settle as the car went out of sight.
   
“You know, we forgot the second part of the plan.  What’s Woody going to do after he wrecks the car?  And what if he meet’s somebody on the road?  We didn’t go over that part.”
    “I think that ol’ boy is bad enough he’ll figger out whut to do.”  The old black guy was smiling his snaggle tooth smile as he readjusted his ball cap.
    “I don’t know your name,” I said to him.  “You keep helping me out and I don’t even who you are.”
    “Name’s Pate.”
    “I’m Coy, Jr. and that’s my Grandmother, Mama Pope,” I said as I pointed at her.
    “Yessuh, I know Miss Addy.  I used to work fo’ her husband back in the fawties.” Pate took his ball cap off, then put it to his chest, “Miss Addy, is you okay?”
    “I’m…I’m alright, Pate.  I think I need to go in the house and clean up a little.  It’s time to feed Janie.  Coy, Jr. you need to run on home now.  And don’t talk to anyone about this…”
    “Mama Pope, you don’t look too good.  Is your head okay?  I saw Hannon hit you.  I know it must of hurt.”
    “Coy, Jr. go home.  Just go home!  And keep your mouth shut about this!  Go home!”

    “Coy, she be awright.  I’ll stay with her for a while.  She just skeered ol’ Hannon gwine to come back, that’s all.”
    “What about Woody?  What if he comes back?  What if he doesn’t come back?” I asked Pate.
    "Son we best be hopin’ he ain’t done killed ol’ Hannon and hisself,” Pate was kind of grinning.  “If I sees him, I’ll send him yo’ way.  He be okay.”
    I started walking toward my house.  I was really worried what would come of all this.  I wondered if Woody would be okay.  I was hoping to high heaven that he wasn’t going to kill Hannon.  I looked down just as I was about to cross the fence and realized I still had Hannon’s pistol in the waist of my jeans.  I stopped for a second, thinking about what I was going to do with it.  I decided that I would go by the pond Woody and I were originally headed to and throw it in.  Maybe I would fire off a couple of rounds before I got rid of it.  That way if somebody ever did find it, it would look like it was used to commit a crime or something.  It was kinda scary that I could think about stuff like this.  I mean, making a plan on how to get away with a crime wasn’t something that I ever thought I would be doing.  But it seemed nowadays that I had to think like a criminal just to save my own hide from the “real” criminals.  And the real criminals were the law.
    Meanwhile, Woody was driving down Gunner’s Creek road like a drunken idiot and ducking his head down every time he passed a house or a mailbox or a dog or anything else that spooked him.  The police radio was steady talking which didn’t help his nerves in the least. Woody was making a plan on how to wreck the car and get out alive.  Actually, he decided on a plan to get out and let the car wreck itself.  He figured that he would jump out the window on the right side just before the bridge and let the car run off the bridge on the left side.  He was going to use the window so that when the car wrecked, the passenger door wouldn’t be open.  Not a bad plan considering this was Woody thinking it up.  He rolled down the window when he could see the bridge just about a half mile or so ahead.
    “Aw-righty Hannon.  Looks like you’re gonna have a little more pain courtesy of Mr. Durwood Avalon Povine.”  Woody let go of the wheel and grabbed Hannon’s leg so he could put his foot on the gas pedal.  He wrestled around with Hannon’s leg, yanking on the knee of his britches.  “John Brown, limp-legged, stinkin-ass bastard!  Get yo’ foot on that pedal!”  Woody was 200 feet from the bridge when he finally got Hannon’s foot on the gas.  Unfortunately, Hannon slid down in the seat and pushed the gas pedal to the floorboard.  The transmission kicked into passing gear as the car went over a dip and leapt onto the bridge.  Woody was simultaneously climbing out the window.

    “GEE-RONIMOOOO --- SHIT!”  Woody sailed in a perfect arc past the side of the bridge and down into the creek.  WHUMP!! He hit the sandy creek bed like a sack of potatoes. He jumped up, scrambled out of the creek and poked his head up over the embankment to see the car wreck.
    What he saw put a new wrinkle in the plan.  Hannon’s patrol car was still on the road and headed straight for an oncoming pickup truck.  The pickup swerved to the other side of the road, but not soon enough.  The patrol car side-swiped the truck then went down into the side ditch.  It jerked back and forth a few times, then went up out of the ditch and centered a big old oak tree sitting on the fence line.  The rear wheels flew up off the ground for a second then slammed back down as the siren let out an apparent death cry that sounded some what like a sick calf.
    The truck slid to a stop, the occupants got out, hastily sized up their damage and ran over to Hannon’s car which was now expelling a last gasp of steam.  Woody couldn’t make out their faces from the distance, but they weren’t wearing uniforms so they must not have been cops.  They pulled Hannon out of the car and sat him up against the back bumper.  One was squatting down and the other guy who had a hat on, looked like he was talking to Hannon. Woody saw Hannon raise his head and then move his arms.
    “Dad blast it!  He ain’t dead,” Woody was extremely disappointed.  He could now see that Hannon was talking to the fellows as they were helping him to his feet.  With their help he staggered over to the truck.  One of the fellows let go long enough to get the tailgate down, then helped the other turn Hannon around and slide him up into the truck bed.  They stepped back and the guy wearing the cowboy hat pulled his shirt up to smell it.  Obviously they smelled the moonshine that soaked Hannon’s clothes.  They said something, then got into the truck and started driving toward Woody.  Woody dropped back into the ditch and crawled down to the creek and under the bridge.  The truck passed over the bridge and continued up the road.  Woody once again came out and peeped over the embankment to watch the truck drive on out of sight.  He sat down and tried to put the whole thing together in his head.
    “I hope that S.O.B. don’t remember nothin’,” Woody thought to himself.  “If he does, our goose is going to be cooked.”  He sat down in the dry grass for a minute wondering what his next step would be.  “Well I reckon I might as well start walkin’ back.  Ain’t nobody gonna’ come get me, that’s for sure.”  Woody waited a while before he got up and headed back toward Mama Pope’s.  Lighting a cigarette, he said a little prayer out loud.  “Please, God, oh please let him have anemia!”

Chapter 4, The Rest of the Plan

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