The Fetish

    Do you have a fetish?  No?  Liar.  Everybody has some type of fetish.  That little something that you find a turn on that most other people wouldn't understand so you keep it to yourself.  I've always found myself attracted to quirky little things that I didn't imagine anybody else liked.  But, thanks to the internet, I now know that I'm not even a blip on the bizarro fetish radar screen.
    For example, I've always had a thing about widow's peaks and that hairy forehead that some women have.  Yeah, it's goofy.  I'm not talking a full Eddie Munster, but more like these...
 (by the way, I stole those pictures)

Okay, so that's not really odd, now is it?  Also, nice feet are generally something that many, not all, but many men find attractive.  It's really easy to understand because the feet are very curvy.  Interestingly enough, larger noses are nice, as well and glasses which are a very nice touch.  These seemed pretty normal to me.  But I did a little research on the internet and found out that some people take it a little farther than that.
   For starters, an internet search for women with large noses led me to find something called Pinocchia.  There are people that like to draw broomstick noses on attractive women for their, uh, own personal pleasure.

    Go figure....

    Then, I found a forum about women with glasses.  No pictures, but some guys describing what they liked to see.  You're thinking little black frames or Lady Gaga sunglasses, right?  Nope.  These guys like women who REALLY need glasses...with really thick lenses.  20/400 vision or worse.  Maybe that's a good thing, I don't know.
    But hold on, there's more.  There are the guys that like girls that can pick them up.  I don't mean like pick you up at a bar, I mean that can pick you up and carry you around.  If you don't believe me, go to Youtube and search "lift and carry".  I can see how this ability could come in handy.  Say when you've got on some really nice dress shoes and the yard is muddy.  Maybe Tom Cruise is into this, too.
    But the one that I really can't figure out is www.carstuckgirls.com.  I'm not telling you to go there and look, but...go there and look!  How in the hell do you get turned on by attractive women getting their cars stuck?  Perhaps it's the damsel in distress thing or maybe a psycho looking for a victim.  Who knows?
    Then there's always that latex thing. 


If it doesn't just scare the living shit out of you.  Or perhaps you're more of the my little pony type. 



    I think what this really means in the big scheme of things is that no matter what you've got going on, there's somebody that can out do you...in a big way.  So if you've been self-conscious about that huge mole on your neck that looks like Fidel Castro, don't worry.  There is a guy out there somewhere that would just love to..............

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